The incomparable Chauceriangirl and I were curious, so we looked at all the search terms used to find our respective blogs. One of the most common terms to find me? DOG PORN. That’s right. There are people on the earth who type DOG PORN into their search engines. I can only hope they’re looking in the spirit in which my original post was intended-a joke about how my dog, Sydney, does porny poses when I try to take cute dog photographs. They never work and the picture never gets taken because I am APPALLED. Not only DOG PORN, but DOG AND CAT PORN and HARD DOG PORN. That is disgusting, people. If you found my blog through this particular search phrase, DOG PORN, click the back arrow. I do not have what you are looking for.
Chauceriangirl’s were much less disturbing although it did include “Melanie Lynskey Farts.” No DOG PORN for my sister, blessed be. 
So: how many people found your blog today by using any search term related to DOG PORN? Inquiring minds want to know.
None, and I’m perfectly okay with that.