Memey Goodness

53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before

• Instructions: You should know these by now.
• 1: What do you put on hotdogs? Catsup, mustard, relish
• 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? I say anticlimactic.  I think that’s right…
• 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? Sometimes
• 4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink? Blue
• 5: Do you use your parking brake? Yes
• 6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall? No framed pictures, but I’m at the theatre office right now and there’s an adorable photo strip to my left of my boss and his fantabulous good-smelling partner.
• 7: Do you know how to play chess? Nope
• 8: How often do you clean the interior of your car? About once a quarter whether it needs it or not.
• 9: Do you ever read the last few pages first? I’ve been known to cheat, but I will say reading from my nook makes it a LOT more difficult.
• 10: Ever fallen in the shower? Yes, twice.
• 11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers? 10, I’m kind of an ass when I’m stuck in traffic
• 12: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about? Probably a bitch, but that’s not necessarily an insult.
• 13: Do you have a Snuggie? Yes, at work and I use it too!
• 14: Are you allergic to anything? Not that i know of…oh wait, there’s a pain killer (lortab?) that makes me all itchy.
• 15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Yes, Buffy, Angel, Freaks and Geeks, Gilmore Girls, True Blood, Wonderfalls, Alias
• 16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed? I ignore my alarm clock altogether.  It’s a special skill.
• 17: Ever driven away in anger? Yes.
• 18: What’s your favourite freezie colour?  What the hell’s a freezie?
• 19: Are you a vegetarian? No.  I love steak. Medium rare, grilled to perfection. If it needs steak sauce, that is NOT a good sign of a good steak.
• 20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top?Just got emptied, so nothing.
• 21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them? Cross them out.
• 22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment? Yes.
• 23: Do you think that things will get better? I HOPE that things will get better.  Does that count?
• 24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it? I tend to vote democrat in family full of republicans.  So I have a lot of unpopular opinions if you judge that way.
• 25: What’s your favourite quote? I can’t think of anything right now because my mind is busily imagining chaucerian girl correcting your grammar to “quotation.”
• 26: Did you/are you going to go to prom? I did go.  It was okay, but I had a 12:30 curfew.  No really.
• 27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced? Slamming my hand in the car door. 
• 28: What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced? The end of my marriage.
• 29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life? Maybe??  The dude in the car in front me was having a grand mal seziure and I called 911 and kept him from choking on his vomit before the paramedics got there.  They told me I probably saved his life and my friend N called me Batgirl for the next three months, so I’ll say yes.  I have saved a life.  Who’s your daddy?
• 30: What’s your favourite book genre? Paranormal and mysteries.
• 31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest. I honestly never saw it.
• 32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre? Yes.
• 33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes? Hell no.  I cover my eyes all together and ask the person I’m with to tell me when it’s over.
• 34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream? Okay, I know I’m in the minority, but I couldn’t get into Scream.  I’ve never finished it.  Thanks for spoiling, Dude.  KIDDING.
• 35: Do dogs like you? Yes, by and large, dogs tend to like me.  Especially with BBQ sauce.  KIDDING.  They like me.  They really, really like me.
• 36: Would you say that you project an air of authority? I don’t think so but I did manage to itimidate some freshmen when I was a senior in college, so maybe?
• 37: Do people listen when you speak? Yes.  And then they laugh at me.  It’s very sad.
• 38: How are your elbows? Are they okay? I haven’t asked them lately, but I assume they’re fine.
• 39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest. Okay, there’s no way this is not going to sound vain, but I really am a decent actor.  I even have awards.  No, really…
• 40: Do you use torrents? I don’t know what that means.
• 41: When was the last time you paid for music? I bought Adele 19 from the Apple store about a week ago.
• 42: Are you addicted to technology? Nah, I don’t think so.  I feel confident I could give it up as long as I still had books.
• 43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be. My best friend and the reason I keep going when life gets difficult.
• 44: Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure? No, but I do have a Webster’s dictionary on my desk that I frequently check when I’m trying to use big words.
• 45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect? I rely heavily in the sense that spell check changes “teh” to “the” and other minor typos like that.  But I don’t trust grammar correct as far as I can throw it and spell check isn’t much better.
• 46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win? I do not Internet fight.  It is a useless waste of time and only encourages trolls.  I usually disagree quietly and move on with my day.
• 47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing? I don’t have a DVR so I usually hold it till commercials and then I go. 
• 48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping? N/A
• 49: Peter Pan? What about him?
• 50: How often do you fall up the stairs? It has happened a time or four.
• 51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”) ant-eye
• 52: Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”) vie-uh
• 53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses? It’s happened before.